This is a simple guide on How 	To be Guwapo

	To be Guwapo you just have...

	1. to have a lot of money! And I mean 
	   lot and lots of money! Sampung 
           kilong pera ok na. Kung wala kang 	
	   pera, small ang chances mo maging 
	   Guwapo.

	2. A good auto. Some who are not Guwapo 
	   resort to this formula: 
	   The Auto Is The Guwapo -> Guwapo Auto = 	
	   Guwapo You. But to have a Guwapo Auto, 
	   go back to #1

	3. Look in the Mirror. Tumingin sa salamin 
	   ng matagal and convince yourself that 
	   your Guwapo already. Imagine yourself 	
	   that you have a Makalaglag-ng-pink-na-panty-look. 
	   But if you cant convince yourself(disgrasya!),
	   you wont convince anyone. So go back 
	   to #1 and #2 instead if this doesnt work.

	4. Watch a lot of T.V. Yung commercials 
	   lang ha. Watch out for those thrashy 	   
	   commercials were a lot of girls go gaga 
	   over a Conio-looking-dude and gayahin mo 
	   sila. It will open for you a world of 	   
	   wonders. Also buy those product that make the 	   
	   Conio-looking-dude guwapo. You might get lucky. 
	   Malay mo isa dun masunog yung mukha mo tapos 
	   yung company ipa-plastic surgery ka ng 	
	   libre, at least pwede ka na mamili ng mukha. 
 	   Baka maging kamukha mo pa si Dante Ponce who knows.

	5. Dress properly or the Guwapo Way. Many non-Guwapo
	   became Guwapo by virtue of dressing the Guwapo way. 
	   Always remember its an art that goes along with time. 
	   Learn the ins and outs, and study by heart lessons 
	   #4 and #3.

	6. Learn a new sport and Master it!(this is I think
	   the best advice i have to give). Learn it by heart
	   and try to excel in whatever sport you choose. You '
	   have a wide variety too but basketball is preferable
	   (tama ba ingles ko?). Imagine being a varsity on your
	   school even though most of the time you are just a
	   bangko (sleeping on the bench), it doesnt matter 
	   really, what matters is the prestige youll acquire 
	   by being part of the team. Everyone is tapping you 
	   on the back, fans are screaming when you play, 
           the cheerleaders are asking you to soap their backs...
	   Seriously, this is a sure way to be Guwapo. Not just 
	   basketball, even pitik-bulag will do as long its a
	   valid sport that will test your endurance, courage, 
	   strength, sportsmanship and great soaping ability. And 
	   you can disregard lessons #1, #2, #3, #4, and #5.

	7. Study a new pick-up line and develop a winning smile:
 	   The Guwapo Smile. If your still stuck with: "May dumi
	   ba ako sa mukha?", then your lost! I mean you loose 
	   your Right to be Guwapo. Learn something new like:
	   "Classmate ba kita sa Algeb?"(shit luma na rin pala to),
	   "Pahiram naman ng number mo, naiwan ko yung sa ken eh"
	   (Oh no! What am I doing?! Hindi lang luma to, corny pa!).
	   The main thing is to learn something new and be creative.
	   Make use of that lips of yours(and stop licking your lips
	   everytime you see a sexy dude), Smile the Winning Smile.
	   The Guwapo Smile.

	8. DONT FORGET TO LOOK AT A MIRROR! Or anything that has
	   a mirror-like properties. As long as you can see 
	   yourself perfectly then it will do. This is the
	   Golden Rule and dont you ever forget it.

	My point is you dont have to be Guwapo to be Guwapo. Just 
	follow this manual and see the world of difference by being
	Guwapo.


						        j.p. abad